You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.
From To Have and Have Not, 1944, Warner Brothers
Snow, Ice, Rain, Go Away…
… come again another day.
I rarely try to speak for the entire northeastern United States, but I doubt I’ll receive many letters of protest when I say that we’re pretty much up to our patooties with the precipitation—both the snow kind and the rain. We could use a tad more sunshine. Whatta ya say, Spring?
Sequel to It Had to Be You… Toot Tootsie Goodbye
If there’s one thing lousy weather is good for, it’s editing.
Book two in my 1920s romantic mystery series, Toot Tootsie Goodbye, has been drafted, bled over, trimmed, polished, critiqued, edited, beta-read, tweaked, sneered at (by me), cried over (by me), cheered on, cursed at (by me), and apologized to (me)—not necessarily in that order.
It’s currently being combed and brushed out. (Copy edited.)
Yeah, I know. It should be this difficult to make a baby, yes?
TOOT TOOTSIE GOODBYE…
Homicide detective Sean Costigan and tabloid reporter Trixie Frank are on the road to romance but at cross-purposes at work when they investigate the New Year’s Eve murder of “Poor Little Rich Girl” Abigail Welles after she comes into control of a family fortune.
Cover art design will be by Fiona Jayde. Learn more About Fiona here.
More updates to come. :)
I sucked at science. Especially chemistry, but there’s one kind of chemistry I never tire of studying—the kind that ignites when two characters meet—on screen or on paper. It can be the platonic kind of chemistry (Thelma and Louise, Butch and Sundance) or the diabolical kind (Sherlock and Moriarty, Kirk and Khan), but today I’m thinking about the romantic kind. We know it when we see it…
Battle of the Sexes
Katharine Hepburn ♥ Spencer Tracy
Rosalind Russell ♥ Cary Grant.
Burn Up the Screen
Lauren Bacall. ♥ Humphrey Bogart
Sexy and Fun
Myrna Loy ♥ William Powell
Claudette Colbert ♥ Clark Gable
Julia Roberts .♥ Richard Gere
Sweet and Funny
Meg Ryan ♥ Tom Hanks
Break Every Dish in the House Before We Make Up (Again)
Vivian Leigh, ♥ Clark Gable
Elizabeth Taylor ♥ Richard Burton
Who are your favorite couples when it comes to spontaneous combustion? Chemistry homework: Sample these March and April TCM picks. Enjoy!
Sunday, March 22
8:00 a.m. Gilda (1946) Film Noir TCM. An American gambler is stunned when his ruthless boss returns from a business trip married to a seductive woman from his past. Rita Hayworth, Glenn Ford.
Why? Hot, hot, hot! And all without removing one stitch of clothing. (Well, maybe one stitch.) Hayworth proves herself more than a pin-up girl with a terrific emotionally-charged performance and a vocal rendition of “Blame it on Mame” that knocks the socks off.
It’s a performance that’s incomplete, though, without Ford’s perfect counterpoint as her angry former lover.Watch these two play with fire in an uber-dangerous love-hate triangle. (“I hate you so much, I would destroy myself to take you down with me. Now I’ve warned you. Now that’s all fair and even…”) Will both get burned?
10:00 a.m. Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (1936) Drama/Comedy/Romance TCM. An eccentric small town poet must contend with big city opportunists when he inherits an unexpected fortune. Gary Cooper, Jean Arthur. (Director – Frank Capra)
Why? Classic heartwarming Capra fare. Cooper could do more with his eyes than most actors could do with a five-minute soliloquy. In this precursor to Meet John Doe, he’s cast perfectly as the whimsical but no-guff-taking Longfellow Deeds. Jean Arthur proves a fortuitous replacement for Capra’s first choice to play his love interest, cynical girl reporter Louise “Babe” Bennett. (First choice? Carole Lombard, who turned down the part for My Man Godfrey.)
Tuesday, April 7
3:30 a.m. To Have and Have Not (1944) WWII Adventure/ Romance TCM. An American charter boat captain’s determination to mind his own business is sidetracked by a beautiful drifter and a plea for help from the French resistance. Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall. (Director – Howard Hawks.)
Why? Holy burn-up-the-screen romantic chemistry, Batman! Witness the birth of perhaps the most famous screen-to-real life star couple in cinema history. Bacall was only nineteen in this, her film debut, when she caught Bogart’s eye. And it’s easy to see why.
The story, loosely based on a novel by Ernest Hemingway, bears more than a passing resemblance to Casablanca. It’s entertaining, but it’s Bacall who coolly and neatly steals this show, from her first sultry shot leaning up against a door–“Anybody got a match?”–to her last saucy little wiggle out the door.
Sunday, April 19
9:45 a.m. You Can’t Take it With You (1938) Romance/Comedy TCM. Fireworks erupt between families when a girl from a middle-class free-thinking clan falls in love with the son of a wealthy Wall Street banker. Jean Arthur, James Stewart, Lionel Barrymore. (Director – Frank Capra.)
Why? More feel-good Capra fare. Jean Arthur positively shines and Jimmy Stewart melts girlish hearts in this charming comedy. The lovely romantic chemistry between these two rings so true, it’s as if they forgot the camera was there.
Lionel Barrymore (pre-Mr. Potter) is also superb in his role as the benevolent family patriarch and, yes, that’s sixteen-year-old future dancing star Ann Miller playing Jean’s ditzy sister. Seven academy award nominations and two wins—Best Picture and Best Director.
And that’s a wrap!
I’ll say toodle-oo with The Lauren Bacall Whistle clip from To Have and Have Not
Or, for music aficianados, how about some “Put the Blame on Mame”?
(Go on. You know you want it.) Have a great week!
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Lauren Bacall – By Liberty Publications (page 51 Screenland) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Gilda – By Trailer distributed by Columbia Pictures (DVD with the film & the trailer) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
Mr. Deeds Goes to Town – By Columbia Pictures (YouTube screenshot from the film trailer) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
To Have and Have Not – By Liberty Publishing (page 48 Screenland) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
By Trailer screenshot (You Can’t Take It with You trailer) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons